So yesterday was the Republican primary on behalf of Kentucky. I know it doesn’t manufacture sense from an  individual perspective to vote. How numerous times has a primary been decided one way or another by one vote? Probably not many. Definitely not this one. Still I voted anyway.
One person I didn’t vote for: Tim Couch. Tim Couch, you mean the football player? No, not him. Tim Couch that wanted to ban anonymous posting on the internet. I think somebody referred to as him dumb on a message board or something. He really got back at them by showing his fundumbental knowledge of the internets..
I’m not going to say who I voted for, but I’ll give you a hint: rhymes with “on all”.
Edit: Okay, okay, I’ll tell you - Ron Paul!